The Original: In “Reason Number 16 Why Bruno Mars Is Probably Undateable”, colloquially known as Twilight soundtrack cash-in “It Will Rain”, Mars wails about how hard life would be if you leave him. Bruno Mars – It Will Rain (special mention) So how do they replace those dirty lyrics? Well…Ĩ. Not just the cursing, but anything that sounds dirty has to go. The only redeeming quality of the Kidz Bop Kids as they’re called is that they have to scrub all that filthy sex and touching out of the songs they sing. Anyway, they’re still churning out bastardized versions of the most recent pop hits (they’re currently on volume 23), and the entire back catalogue is available on Spotify, if you’re curious or spontaneously develop a self-loathing streak the size of a small country. Almost everyone remembers Kidz Bop, right? It’s a cash-in creation of the early 2000s when record labels could release whatever the hell they wanted from, charge $18.99 for it, and you’d blow a month’s allowance on that shit because Napster wasn’t a major thing yet.
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